Pick her up and pretend you’re going to throw her in the pool. She’ll scream and fight you, but secretly, she’ll love it. Hold her hand while you talk. Hold her hand when you drive. Just hold her hand. Tell her she looks pretty. Look her in the eyes when you talk to her. Protect her. Tell her stupid jokes. Tickle her, even when she says stop. When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Get her mad, then kiss her. Tease her and let her tease you back. Kiss her on the cheek. Kiss her on the forehead. Just kiss her. Let her wear your clothes. Go slow. Don’t push anything. When you fall in love with her, tell her.
i just sat here making a constipated face and grunting.Why the wedding ring is worn on the fourth finger: The Chinese give a beautiful explanation to this. The thumb represents your parents. The index finger represents your siblings. The middle finger represents yourself. The ring finger represents your life partner. The little finger/pinky represents your children. Hold your hands together like the picture. Join your middle fingers back-to-back, and the remaining fingers tip-to-tip. Now, try to separate your thumbs. They will separate because your parents are not destined to live with you forever. Rejoin your thumbs and separate your index fingers. They will separate because your siblings will have their own families and lead their own lives. Rejoin your index fingers and separate your little fingers/pinkies. They will separate because your children will grow up, get married, and settle down. Rejoin your little fingers/pinkies and try to separate your ring finger. They will not be able to separate because your life partner is meant to be with you throughout your entire life, through thick and thin.
I tried harder to separate them and I only ended up hurting my middle fingers, in other words, “mysel-
- Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
- Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok
WHO’S
Who are you liking?
this negra named montana.
Who is your best friend?
Hayley, Haley, Kelsey, Montana, and some other niggas. lmao.
Who makes you happy?
People who laugh at my jokes.
Who is your favorite family member on your moms side?
My grandpa.
Who is your favorite family member on your dads side?
hmmm. my uncle bobby.
Who are you closest to?
honestly? montana.
Who do you tell your secrets to?
Hayley & haley.
Who were you with last night?
the beginning of my night? Montana, Hayley, & ambaaa.
end of my night? montana, my momma, my mommas bf & kandi&chevy<3
Who do you live with?
My og grandpa.
WHAT’S
What’s your full name?
Hayley Marie Snyder <3
What’s your birthdate?
august 15th, 1995 :)
What’s your favorte color?
yellow!
whats’s your favorite sport?
Volleyball.
What’s your favorite number?
14.
What do you do in your spare time?
Smoke weed.
What are your pets names?
kitty & cat.
What’s your favorite song?
Macarena
What’s your favorite T.V. show?
bad girls club :)
What’s your favorite movie?
ATL <3
What vehicles do your parents drive?
chrysler 300.
WHERE’S
Where were you on your last birthday?
my dads houseee.
Where do you live?
in the middle of nowehere/
Where do you want to live?
Somwhere other than here/
Where was your last vacation to?
Virginia.
Where did you go in a car last?
i was dropping montana off, lol.
Where do your grandparents live?
right here.
Where do you want to go to college?
….IDUNNO>
Where is your heart?
Pandora’s box.
WHEN’S
When did/will you graduate?
this year.
When do you want to get married?
never.
When are you happy?
Whenever I want.
When did you cry last?
Prob last month or something..
When are you moving next?
Who knows..
When did you last get a text?
like 5 minutes ago.
When are you going to bed?
probably not till like 4 am :)
WHY’S
Why do you think you were born?
Cuz my dad stuck his penis inside my moms vagina & didnt pull out in time.
Why is Britney Spears so messed up?
Because the world is messed up!
Why are you stressed?
Too much on my mind not enough time to think it all out.
Why is MySpace so addictive?
uh its not?
Why do clowns scare people?
Cuz they are scarey.
Why are you bored?
Cuz i have no life during the day.
Why is Tom Cruise so wierd?
I have no idea.
Why are you taking this survey?
Cuz I am a potato
When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boys call asking your cup size, say A, hang up. When he says you give him blue balls, say you’re welcome. When a girl with thick black curls who smells like bubble gum stops you in a stairwell to ask if you’re a boy, explain that you keep your hair short so she won’t have anything to grab when you head-butt her. Then head-butt her. When a guidance counselor teases you for handed-down jeans, do not turn red. When you have sex for the second time and there is no condom, do not convince yourself that screwing between layers of underwear will soak up the semen. When your geometry teacher posts a banner reading: “Learn math or go home and learn how to be a Momma,” do not take your first feminist stand by leaving the classroom. When the boy you have a crush on is sent to detention, go home. When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boy with the blue mohawk swallows your heart and opens his wrists, hide the knives, bleach the bathtub, pour out the vodka. Every time. When the skinhead girls jump you in the bathroom stall, swing, curse, kick, do not turn red. When a boy you think you love delivers the first black eye, use a screw driver, a beer bottle, your two good hands. When your father locks the door, break the window. When a college professor writes you poetry and whispers about your tight little ass, do not take it as a compliment, do not wait, call the Dean, call his wife. When a boy with good manners and a thirst for Budweiser proposes, say no. When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boys tell you how good you smell, do not doubt them, do not turn red. When your brother tells you he is gay, pretend you already know. When the girl on the subway curses you because your tee shirt reads: “I fucked your boyfriend,” assure her that it is not true. When your dog pees the rug, kiss her, apologize for being late. When he refuses to stay the night because you lived in Jersey City, do not move. When he refuses to stay the night because you live in Harlem, do not move. When he refuses to stay the night because your air conditioner is broken, leave him. When he refuses to keep a toothbrush at your apartment, leave him. When you find the toothbrush you keep at his apartment hidden in the closet, leave him. Do not regret this. Do not turn red. When your mother hits you, do not strike back.
